I'm Jen Heller. I wrote a dystopian sci-fi thriller novel full of graphic violence, gore, profanity, cheesy comedy, 90s pop culture references, and unapologetic femininity. It might establish the world record for the most swear words in a novel (I'm waiting to hear back from Guinness). I'm a professional technical writer and resume writer, and I'm obsessed with classic sitcoms. In my head it's always 1998. I have the best husband in the world, like a hundred cats, a tortoise, and like a million younger siblings. Make that seven cats and seven younger siblings. I'm also bad at math.